vendredi 14 mars 2014

Why your not texting back



jeudi 13 mars 2014

Text from neighbour



in the nightclub



mercredi 12 mars 2014

i m begining to fall for another person



mardi 11 mars 2014

Hey Dave



Birthday Gift



McDonalds



i need the lexus i will be safe




lundi 10 mars 2014

Stop Wasting Toilet Paper



When i was younger



Hey Government



samedi 8 mars 2014

i have the secret ingredient



Are you serious ??



vendredi 7 mars 2014

autocorrect!!



jeudi 6 mars 2014

damn you autocorrect



who's this??



Awkwsss



mercredi 5 mars 2014

Well this is awkward



Hey son



mardi 4 mars 2014

Whats up??



messages from superheroes



Got b....?



lundi 3 mars 2014

Hey Mark :)



Do you have a relationsheep



dimanche 2 mars 2014

Weeding dresses



samedi 1 mars 2014

Hey dad....



Why i hate being a girl



mercredi 26 février 2014

Basically me at school all day



Poem by an African



One Day i was driving my girlfriend....



mardi 25 février 2014

i ll break your ?



lundi 24 février 2014

where the fuck are you



mercredi 19 février 2014

Love Cycle



Gross, Did you fart in here ?



mardi 18 février 2014

Hey, you !!



sitting on a warm toilet ....



samedi 15 février 2014

Yeah ! my heart misses you !



Happy g'day !! Damn you autocorrect



UGH!!! i hope you step on a leggo!!!



Thank you again for an amazing first dat :)



vendredi 14 février 2014

How am i gonna last a whole weekend alone !?



mardi 11 février 2014

i was right i m pregnant



Best review EVER! LOL



Wake up this is a very important question



There's 20 letters in the alphabet right?



i hit bunny mom :-(



jeudi 6 février 2014

He Broke My Heart



The Perfect Woman lool



Females B Like



mardi 4 février 2014

Son, Go Make Up Ur Bed